When it comes to weird, wonderful, outrageous, and amusing bar names, Pattaya has to have a more complete and diverse collection than any other place in the world, bar none. Bar names in Pattaya range from hilariously amusing to downright offensive. They are sometimes highly imaginative, very much straight to the point, and suggestive of what happens inside Pattaya bars.
You could say some of the more amusing bar names in Pattaya really raise the bar, so to say. If they don’t, well, it’s probably a sign you’ve been in Pattaya too long.
In recent years there has actually been a purge to rid Pattaya of some of its less desirable bar names, effectively barring the use of inappropriate language.
So for many of the more crude and offensive bar names, which were deemed to be scraping the bottom of the barrel, last orders were called, and the bars adopted names more in keeping with the public spirit.
Let’s go on a bar crawl of Pattaya bars with amusing and outrageous names:
The Naughty Club on Soi Boomerang, off Soi Buakhao. Naughty by name, and doubtless naughty by nature, like most girlie bars in Pattaya.
The FCUK INN, I’m sure there is, or should I say, “I’m sure you can.”
The Piss Bar on Soi Rompho in Jomtien, Let’s hope they’re only taking and not serving it.
Good Everything Bar on Pattaya 2nd Road. On the topic of good bars in Pattaya, there are many different types and styles of bars and nightlife venues. What are your best and worst bars in Pattaya?
The Pink Fanny: In Britain, fanny is a slang word for vagina. In the U.S., it’s a slang word for a person’s bottom.
Mr. Pee, probably a bar named after the owner.
You T**t Bar. Gone now but was on Soi 6, home to some of the most suggestively named bars in Pattaya.
The Dog’s Bollocks. That’s what they called it!
What’s the most amusing bar name in Pattaya?
There still are and have been many more bars in Pattaya with amusing or funny names. The Cockwell Inn, The Love Missile, Nice n’ Sleazy, and F*ck You Bar are just a few that come to mind.
I would be interested to hear which Pattaya bar names you find amusing. You can leave your thought in the comments form, below.