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Bangkok Haircut

Updated February 24, 2020 By Darren C

Not what you might think, the Bangkok Haircut is the name given to a trend at which Thailand is a World leader, and that trend is the “dismemberment” of their husband’s penises. Hell hath no fury like a Thai woman scorned, as many an unsuspecting husband has discovered.

I guess it’s not just a Thai thing because the most famous case of penis severing happened in the U.S.A. when John Wayne Bobbit had his penis cut off by his wife Lorena, her reason for cutting off his penis was years of mental and physical abuse. But John Wayne Bobbit had his penis successfully reattached and went on to star in many porn movies. Thailand though, leads the way in penis severing, there are more jealous wife’s, cutting off more unfaithful husbands penises than in any other country in the world.

bloody razor blade
Bangkok Haircut

Why do they sever so many penises in Thailand

Thai men are famous for their infidelity, it is not uncommon for a Thai man to have 2 or more Girlfriends at the same time. Many married Thai men have a Mia Noi (second wife, aka minor wife ) or even 2 Mia Nois, just depends how wealthy he is. Depending on the man’s wealth he will maintain his mia noi in a place of her own and pay for her needs whilst keeping her existence a secret from his legal wife, and in many cases, he keeps his wife’s existence a secret from his mia noi. Polygamy has been illegal in Thailand since 1935 but that has failed to halt the trend of Thai men from having a collection of wife’s and girlfriends.

How and why do Thai wives chop off their husbands penis ?. Polygamy has to be the main reason for this brutal retribution, but studies have found there is a number of contributing factors. Dismemberment is usually carried out with a kitchen knife or razor blade after the husband has returned home and retired to bed in a drunken state.

A simultaneous combination of financial crisis, a family rift, loss of face for the wife after discovering her husband has a mia noi are blamed for this merciless retribution by hatchet.

What do you think ?

Any benefits from the Thai penis severing phenomenon.

Not if you happen to have a Bangkok Haircut performed on you, but apart from having the highest number of penises cut off, Thailand can also boast the most successful penis re-attachment rate, Thai Doctors are now so skilled that even if the penis is lost or too much time has elapsed for reattachment they can model a new penis from arteries and skin tissue.

What if I have my penis chopped off.

The first thing is obviously stem the bleeding, second thing is to find the penis, in Thailand after cutting off their husbands penis many women have been known to flush it down the toilet, feed it to ducks, feed it to the dog, throw it in the bin or even chop it up. On finding it put it in a plastic bag and place it in ice, then get to the hospital as fast as you can.

How can I avoid losing my member.

  • Don’t go home drunk.
  • Have a limited membership
  • Don’t allow intimacy in the kitchen
  • Remove all knifes from the kitchen
  • Have the kitchen removed
  • Don’t let the wife give you a trim
  • Have the member armour plated
  • Encourage your wife to love and cherish the member so that she never wants to harm it.
  • Tell your wife it was your fault, and your member is completely blameless.
  • Make the member small by chilling it with ice so that she can’t get hold of it.
  • Don’t go home, ever.
  • Tell your wife that when your member is aroused there appear to be lucky numbers on it.
  • Tell her your member is going to be rich one day.
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