Not what you might think, the Bangkok Haircut is the name given to a trend in which Thailand is a World leader, and that trend is Thai women “dismembering” their husband’s or lover’s penises. Hell hath no fury like a Thai woman scorned, as many an unsuspecting Thai husband has discovered.
I guess it’s not just a Thai thing because the most famous case of penis severing happened in the U.S.A. when John Wayne Bobbit had his penis cut off by his wife Lorena, her reason for cutting off his penis was years of mental and physical abuse.
But John Wayne Bobbit had his penis successfully reattached and went on to star in many porn movies. Thailand though, leads the way in penis severing. There are more jealous wives, cutting off more unfaithful husbands’ penises than in any other country in the world.
Why do they sever so many penises in Thailand?
Thai men are famous for their infidelity; that’s said to be why some Thai women prefer foreign men. It is not uncommon for a Thai man to have 2 or more Girlfriends at the same time. Many married Thai men have a Mia Noi (second wife, aka minor wife ) or even 2 Mia Nois, it just depends on how wealthy he is.
Depending on the man’s wealth he will maintain his mia noi in a place of her own and pay for her needs whilst keeping her existence a secret from his legal wife, and in many cases, he keeps his wife’s existence a secret from his mia noi. Polygamy has been illegal in Thailand since 1935, but that has failed to halt the trend of Thai men having a collection of wives and girlfriends.
How and why do Thai wives chop off their husband’s penis? Polygamy has to be the main reason for this brutal retribution, but studies have found there are a number of contributing factors. Dismemberment is usually carried out with a kitchen knife or razor blade after the husband has returned home and retired to bed in a drunken state.
A simultaneous combination of financial crisis, a family rift, loss of face for the wife after discovering her husband has a mia noi are blamed for this merciless retribution by hatchet.
What do you think?
Any benefits from the Thai penis severing phenomenon?
Not if you happen to have a Bangkok Haircut performed on you, but besides having the highest number of penises cut off, Thailand can also boast the most successful penis re-attachment rate. Thai Doctors are now so skilled that even if the penis is lost or too much time has elapsed for reattachment, they can model a new penis from arteries and skin tissue.
What if I have my penis chopped off?
The first thing is obviously to stem the bleeding, then find the penis. In Thailand, after cutting off their husband’s penis, many women have been known to flush it down the toilet, feed it to ducks, feed it to the dog, throw it in the bin, or even chop it up. On finding it put it in a plastic bag and place it in ice, then get to the hospital as fast as you can.
How can I avoid having my member cut off?
- Don’t go home drunk.
- Have a limited membership
- Don’t allow intimacy in the kitchen
- Remove all knives from the kitchen
- Have the kitchen removed
- Don’t let the wife give you a trim
- Have the member armour plated
- Encourage your wife to love and cherish the member so that she never wants to harm it.
- Tell your wife it was your fault, and your member is completely blameless.
- Make the member small by chilling it with ice so that she can’t get hold of it.
- Don’t go home, ever.
- Tell your wife that when your member is aroused, there appear to be lucky numbers on it.
- Tell her your member is going to win the Thai lottery one day.