Have a Happy Ending

I would like to make the most of this opportunity to say “have a happy ending” I doubt such a perfect scenario will ever arise again. Under different circumstances, anyone visiting a blog about Pattaya might see the title “Have a Happy Ending” and presume an old hand is offering advice about some of the more discrete services offered at certain Pattaya massage parlours.

My apologies, but if you are reading this before the world ends you might as well hang around, who knows, this might be a “last post”, if the world doesn’t end this post has no significance, I suppose a more correct and apt title would be “Have a Happy End of the World”, so now you know. So I wish you a happy ending, and here’s a few tips to ensure you have the ultimate happy ending

First you have to understand if the world ends it will be the biggest event ever in world history, as such I would expect it to be broadcast live via satellite on T.V, it might be a short broadcast but well worth watching.

if there is no end in sight, well don’t worry “it’s not the end of the world”, I have a selection of recommended apocalypse movies, just in-case you feel you missed the moment, see below.

  • Waterworld.
  • The Day After Tomorrow.
  • Armageddon.
  • The War of the Worlds.
  • Deep Impact.
  • Independence Day.
  • When Worlds Collide.

For those of you who can’t bear to watch this most spectacular event, I have a selection of happy, inspirational movies, with happy endings of course, see below.

  • The Wizard of.
  • The Sound of Music.
  • Some Like It Hot.
  • Groundhog Day.
  • It’s a Wonderful Life.
  • Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
  • Forrest Gump.
  • The Shawshank Redemption.
  • Back To The Future.
  • Field Of Dreams.

Alternatively you can “do the end of the world Gangnam style”, speaking of which, I can reveal to you the Korean band Psy have been closely associated with an end of the world prediction by Nostradamus, more about that here.

For tech heads there’s a whole host of “end of the world apps” and widgets available.

For lovers, this is a win win situation. With a little bit of intimate personal knowledge and perfect timing you have the once in a lifetime opportunity to “make the earth move” for your partner, and if the earth doesn’t move, you can just keep trying.

Some will escape, doomsday prepping is the hip and happening trend at the moment, if you built a space rocket in your garden, now is the ideal to launch, leave it too late and the atmosphere may become unpredictable. Only the other day I spotted 2 dogs trying to leave by jet ski, they understood the principle of jet, but not “ski”. see photo below.

Two Dogs on a Jet Ski.
Amazing how dogs understand the principle of jet propulsion, yet fail to grasp the concept of “ski”.

I don’t like to disappoint, so check out the happy ending video below.

Have a happy ending, a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year, as for the Mayans they can #@% &*#.

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Living in Pattaya since 2000, between now and then I've learned a lot, lived a little and seen a little. Through the medium of this blog I take great pleasure in sharing my limited knowledge of life in Pattaya and this amazing, often mysterious land which is Thailand.

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